Stinky Wizzleteats is apparently the new spokestoon for Sara Lee. And if you don’t know what that means, you probably shouldn’t be reading this site.

Getting ready for AGC as much as I can this week. Still haven’t made any appointments with the trainloads of game industry flacks wanting interviews. That’s still very weird for me, and it might turn out that I don’t do any at all — I’ll just go to the seminars. But we’ll see what happens. Gamasutra is sending at least three other people for coverage besides me, two of whom are going to be presenting at different times. Which is to say, they’re lots more important than I am and are likely to wonder who I am and what the hell I’m doing there.

To which I’ll probably reach into the gimme tote bag full of flyers that everyone registered gets, pull out the latest Game Writers Quarterly and turn to the third mug shot on page 2. Which doesn’t look that much like me, because I got new glasses in the past year and am wearing my hair shorter.

Please, just let me get through the week without making an ass of myself.