You had me until the very end, there rss

The following advertisement for the “Legion of Hing” was posted to the Fear Marshalling Grounds board, before a moderator deleted it. Feel free to skip to the last paragraph if you like.

First requirement is to be lvl 55 or higher. When you join, you probably wont exp very often unless you count 1 exp at a time as “exping”.

Secondly, a substancial donation is expected. Items, deeds, contracts, discs, runes. We sell a lot of stuff in Khar or give it to guild members that need. Funding a city without an army of carebear farmers is kind of difficult. We seem to get by. (thnx to all the group we gank) If you arent willing cough up some decent amount, dont bother asking. We arent loot whores, but if you arent willing to make a sacrifice to join, you arent serious about being a part of us.

Thirdly, dont cry if you try to farm/exp and pk’d. Almost the whole server is a threat. I dont wanna hear you bitch about getting pk’d when we are a pk guild and have lots of enemies.

Fourth, if you run from a fight… I’ll set you to kos in the town and you’ll get owned anyway. There’s a difference between “falling back” and “hauling ass without looking back”. If you are afraid to die, which really has no long term reprocussions, then dont bother me.

Fifth, you will act when told. We expect all of our people to act exactly how we would, and do. When it was just Alastior, Alendor, Kervin and occassionally me raping EL farm groups, we went all out and never ran. EL supplied millions in gold, items and contracts. When we tell you to act, we need instant response. If the entire guilds fights like us, we win. If people hesitate or are afraid to die, we lose.

Lastly, you will email me a screenshot of your login screen. If I question the validity of your screenshot, I’ll ask that you set your password to something I generate, give me access to the account so I can see your character list. If I dont request this last process and you are suspected as being a spy, I’ll ask you at a later date, which 99% of the time is how it works. I havent yet, but I certainly will if the need arises.


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  1. The sad thing is that there are always people that fall for BS like this…..

    Comment by Kilmor — July 29, 2003 #

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